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“Will you cry if I do more than just trim it?”

“What, you don’t like surprises?”

“Better to be bald like me than have this on your head.”

“I think in one year we can have it all in shape.”

“This? You see this? You don’t need this.” *snip*

“You don’t like to take care of your hair, do you?”

“Put intensive mask on your hair or you will not like yourself at all.”

“You try to hide. Do not hide. You have nothing to hide from.”

“So. I gave you what you said you did not want. But it is more natural this way. That is always better.”

[This message brought to you by a tumbleweed perched on a stick.]